The Golden Advertising Awards

If there’s one thing that brings my piss to a boil, it’s the fucking Golden Joystick Awards. The whole thing is such a shameless advertising ploy used to shovel shit, exploit gamers and give already tired franchises more stickers to slap on the box of their latest instalment. Not this year. This year, I’m going to run through every aspect of this colossal turd so that maybe, somewhere in the vast corners of this Earth, someone might get as pissed off as me and be loud about it. read more »